Pretty much everything can be ordered online and delivered to our doorsteps. Already in 2012, at its peak, Amazon was selling 306 items per second. Some of these items are so hilarious that it is hard to imagine the person ordering them. Yet, judging by the ratings, these people exist.

We at Enlighten combined a list of amusing items that you can order online and we invite you to discuss which of them you would like to buy for yourself or as a present.

1. Muscle man shirt


This funny costume for those willing to get six-pack abs without doing sports did not satisfy many customers. Apparently, the muscles “look too fake and deflated” and the six-pack is “misplaced.”

2. Light-up bow tie


Another item for party animals: the bow tie can be used for both indoor and outdoor night shows. This easy-to-wear accessory has three modes: constant light, slow flashing light, and fast flashing light. The owner will definitely be the star of the show!

3. Facekini: face protection mask


The Facekini trend came from China where women wear those swimming caps to protect themselves from UV rays and jellyfish. Facekinis come in different colors and patterns and seem to have become a fashion trend lately.

4. Giant nose soap dispenser


Press the snot out of a nose and then proceed to wash? It is now possible with a runny nose soap dispenser. Self-hygiene will never be the same again…

5. Cat scratcher — a gift for cat lovers


To entertain your cat, you just need to put the plastic mouthpiece end of the “cat scratcher” into your mouth, hold your cat and “lick them” with the other end. Although Amazon claims that with this device you can love your cat just like its mother would, the cat in this photo does not look too delighted.

6. 3-Layer Suture Pad to practice medical suturing


Have you always wanted to practice suturing with a scalpel? This is your chance! This suture pad has three layers representing skin, fat, and muscle with different wounds and it can be used up to 100 times. The suture pads can be purchased in different sizes, skin tones, and with various wounds.

7. Finger puppets: a set of 5-finger hands


These finger puppets are an entertaining work of art. Some happy Amazon customers carry them to their work to entertain coworkers, others make the whole family and their friends wear them to have a good laugh. Truly a mood booster.

8. GLOWROLL — glowing toilet paper


When the lights go out, this toilet roll suddenly starts to glow. Let’s hope that the surfaces you apply it to won’t start glowing in the dark, as well.

9. The bobcat mullet


Having long hair is a dream of many. This item makes it possible within seconds. It features sweatband with the hair attached and coming down the back. This particular set contains wavy, brown mullet hair with a red, white, and blue headband, but there are more colors to be found online.

10. Nothing: the gift for those who have everything


Nothing can be better than “nothing.” Open the package and nothing awaits you there.

Have any of these items stolen your heart? Has our list helped you with some present ideas? Share your opinions and impressions in the comments!